An Official Statement from Bud Norris

October 03, 2023 | Comments (1) | by Governor X

Former MLB pitcher Bud Norris (aka Nud Borris) loves him some lettuce. It's all he talks about. Ask the baseball writers of America right after they turn in an embarrassing HOF ballot. They'll tell you. Bud reached out to us here at TMS with an important statement. The floor is yours Nud:

"Hello there Norris Nation. I just learned there is some Twitter account calling a football player the 'Lettuce King.' Some folks call it X, I still call it Twitter. Anyways, does this guy even eat lettuce? Has he ever bit right into a head of iceberg and felt the sweet, sweet crunch? I don't think so. I am the one true Lettuce King and will consider legal action against anyone who says otherwise. Thank you for your time." - Nud

TMS Reviews: Morgan Wallen's "Last Night"

June 26, 2023 | Comments (0) | by Governor X

I'd rather get ingested into a jet engine than listen to this again. Decline is a choice.