5. That Guy Who Couldn't Die - Just saw him this week. Looks like he still can't die.
4. Edmure Tully - Alive and semi-well. He has a baby he's never seen, which is by far the best kind of baby.
3. Daario Naharis - You see GOT reddit, this was a joke. Are you familiar with the concept? They did a really poor job recasting him, so it was almost like Daario went away and was replaced by his distant cousin Waario. Anyway, we actually haven't heard from Daario in a couple weeks now, which is for the best since he's one of my "Top 5 Game of Thrones Characters That Should Go Away For A While."
2. Robert Baratheon’s Bastard (one of them anyway) - STILL MISSING
1. Rickon - Ramsay's new toy. Now he won't be able to father a child to carry on the Stark name either!
WHERE ARE YOU?