And to share with you, our dear readers numbering in the tens, I plan to video document this event. Armed with a beer, my iPhone and a childlike sense of wonderment I will film our descent into madness, one bar at a time. Then historians can some day piece together the events of that day and perhaps shed light on what exactly happened. It'll be like Cloverfield but with fewer alien monsters and a lot more Malort.
Also, I made a map for the event!
|It's a long hard journey, and some of you may perish along the way.|