Odalis Perez Banished

July 26, 2006 | Comments (2) | by Governor X

Well, I never got around to indicting Odalis Perez for his war crimes, but apparently someone in the Dodgers front office did. Perez & his 6.83 ERA were shipped off to baseball's equivalent of a Siberian gulag yesterday - Kansas City.

The Dodgers are 1-12 since the all star break, so maybe they should have shipped some more dead weight to the gulag. Some suggestions: Ricky Ledee, Dannys Baez, Ricky Ledee, Brett Tomko, Ricky Ledee, Kenny Lofton, Ricky Ledee, Jose Cruz Jr, and oh, did I mention Ricky F-ing Ledee?


Jake the Terrible Cubs Fan @ 11:00 AM, July 26, 2006

Does that mean Elmer Dessens was cleared of any wrongdoing and freed of his unwarranted KC incarceration?

Governor X @ 12:15 PM, July 26, 2006

Elmer Dessens was a political prisoner. His re-education is now complete and he can return to the Motherland.