Field of Dreams

March 28, 2007 | Comments (0) | by Chaim Witz

To the shock of no one, Wade Miller was named the Cubs fifth starter by Lou Piniella. That means Mark 'The Wet Tissue' Prior will be packing his Versace bags and heading to Iowa.

Mark, assuming you make your way back to Chicago, could you bring me back some pork tenderloins and sweet corn?