Getting Comfy in the Basement

September 11, 2006 | Comments (0) | by Jake the Terrible Cubs Fan

"Alright, that should be the last box. Now its time to start unpacking. This isn't so bad. Kinda musty but at least the couch pulls out to a bed. Basic cable, a mini fridge....hey and there's two bottles of Steel City left inside. Thanks Pittsburgh, but could you at least cleaned out the bathroom before you left? Its disgusting in there.

Hey what's this giant hole in the corner? Who would dig a giant pit in a basement? Oh my god! Is that Derek Bell? Hey Derek what's up? What? No I don't have any lotion......uh.....basket? Huh? Dude let me just go find a rope ladder ok?"