Koyie Hill Appreciation Society: 12 Hits & Counting

May 26, 2009 | Comments (0) | by Arcturus

Koyie Hill continues to hit the ball whenever he starts games. He's got 12 hits for the season in 13 games. Paul Bako hasn't sniffed the majors this year, having signed a minor league deal with the Phillies after his release. Maybe it's time to hang up the Tools of Ignorance, Gabor.

As far as the Cubs go, Koyie is a bright spot in a season populated by suckitude. Hopefully, he'll continue to hit whenever he gets a chance to play and squares will continue to fall off the board.

Koyie Hill Fast Facts:

Koyie Hill's Beard once beat Chuck Norris's beard in a beard wrestling competition.

Koyie hit .355 at Wichita State and drove in 186 runs, playing mostly 3rd base.

Here's a thought: let Hill play third and Bobby Scales can play 2nd everyday. The Cubs release Aaron Miles into the wild and bring up Jake Fox to be the backup catcher.