TMS Endorses: Bobby Scales

He's got the journeymen credentials to make him a fan favorite. He hustles and he perseveres. In some circles, he's known as the 'black Matt Murton'. His smile alone is enough to impregnate even the most barren of wombs. He hit his first home run of his career on May 12, 2009 at age 31. He is the same age as at least 2 of the bartenders at TMS. He will surely be in some future edition of a Cubs of Yore Battle and will likely win his region handily.

His name is Bobby Scales and we endorse him.

We're not entirely sure which person in this photo is Bobby Scales. Bobby Scales might be hardpressed to identify himself in this (or any) photo.

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