This Just In...

3:11 PM | Comments (0) | by T.R.

I just got off the phone with the folks at the Elias Sports Bureau. They've assured me that no team has in fact won the World Series while having a Neifi Perez on it. On another note, Neifi has just secured a season ticket seat for his mother. She'll be accompanying Jacque Jones' mom to all home games. That'll learn those inconsiderate fans.

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