A Plea from Buzanis

Tomorrow morning Tommy Buznais makes his long-awaited debut here at the Saloon. Long awaited by whom? That's a question with no definitive answer. (Though a somewhat definitive answer would be 'no one'.)

He was able to get wi-fi access in his white, windowless conversion van and will be making a plea to Cubs Nation. What will that plea be? Is he seeking help for his alcoholism? Unlikely. Does he need money? Probably. Is it an invite to Saloon readers to come party with him on Jimmy Johnson's houseboat? One can dream.

So tune in tomorrow and prepare to be let down!