Things I Would Rather Do...

Growing up a Cub fan, there are some things that just happen to you that leave you forever linked with other Cub fans. Right or wrong, Old Style always tastes good. You will always over-value and drink the Kool Aid on any Cub prospect. Excuse making becomes the Top Dogg in your skill set. You want to deny it, but inevitably it becomes a fact that you indeed think of "Next Year". And of course, you have an unexplainable and vicious hate for the St. Louis Cardinals. For the last 3 years, it has been especially difficult for yours truly. Not only do I have to endure seeing idiots walking around with Cardinal gear on, not only do I have to bear seeing them on the WB, but our minor league baseball team changed affiliates, going from the tolerable Twins to the unbearable Cardinals. The only saving grace was being able to taunt Ankiel, although look where that got me. All of that being said, here are 15 things I would rather do than watch the Cardinals:

1. Voluntarily go into work on Sunday
2. Drink warm Miller Lite out of a can
3. Drink Miller Lite anytime
4. Watch a Ben Affleck movie not named "Good Will Hunting"
5. Sit through an entire Justin Timberlake DVD
6. Get into a fight with an Afro Ninja
7. Start a daily WNBA blog
8. Eat bathtub fart bubbles
9. Watch Ozzie Smith's (undeserving) HOF induction speech
10. Rub shampoo in my eyes
11. Free base Liquid Drano
12. Clean Britney Spears' toilet
13. Listen to Colin Cowherd
14. Learn to play Magic The Gathering
15. Discuss my sex life with my parents

As always, feel free to add some of your thoughts. God I hate the rain!!

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