Hell in a Handbasket

3:51 PM | Comments (0) | by Governor X

Let me be the one to say it, the world is going straight to hell. Here are some reasons why:

The inaugural Fantasy Hurricane League ended without even a whimper. Apparently Chaim Witz won based on Ernesto, but all in all it was a bust on par with Geraldo opening Al Capone's vault. Congrats to Chaim...I suppose.

Geraldo is still on the air too. If that doesn't tell you the end is near, I don't know what does.

The San Francisco Giants signed Dave Fucking Roberts to a 3 year/$18 million deal. As a Dodger fan I love this, but seriously, what the hell are they thinking up north?

The Dodgers big splash in the free agent market thus far has been aquiring Juan Pierre and Randy Wolf. Just kill me now.

The Broncos have decided to go to a rookie quarterback in the midst of a playoff run. First it was the tandem running backs of Bell and Bell, now this. Has Shanahan finally lost his mind?

Foxsports put together a list of the top ten ugliest uniforms ever and somehow left off the seizure inducing Chargers' "powder blues".

Kid Rock and Pam Anderson are getting divorced. What hope is there for the rest of us?

Vladimir Putin is poisoning anyone and everyone who has ever made Russia look bad. Its only a matter of time until Yakov Smirnoff turns up dead.

Apocalypto.

I think thats it for now. Enjoy your remaining days.

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