May 24, 2007 | Comments (0) | by Chaim Witz

One run against David Wells. To quote Gob Bluth, 'Cmon!'

The Cubs hitting of late is comparable to all of the following:

-A blindfolded Adam LaRoche
-A disoriented OJ Simpson
-A girl

The Cubs swoon, coupled with the impending closing of Virgin Megastore, a mere block away from my work, is disheartening to say the least.

Only one thing could really cheer me up. Yep, that did it.