You Guys Tanked For This?

May 23, 2007 | Comments (0) | by Jake the Terrible Cubs Fan

HA HA! Look at you!

Let's face it, the NBA is complete garbage any more. No one cares to watch a bunch of overpaid thugs loaf about the court half-assed for majority of the season, with a handful of teams purposely losing just so they can have a shot at the top draft pick, then watch as the league's archaic rules ruin the playoffs. This league is a distant third behind the NFL and MLB, and it would be behind the NHL as well, if only that league still existed.

So now the three biggest tankers, Memphis, Boston and Milwaukee are stuck looking at the 4th, 5th, and 6th picks respectively. Serves you assholes right. You subject your loyal fans with such piss poor play that the only positive they have is whether they'll end up with Oden or Durant, and now that fantasy has been crushed as well. Boston fans should be the most up in arms, as they've watched their once storied franchise become the laughingstock of professional basketball. And they would be, if they weren't so preoccupied with those two other teams that, you know, haven't forgot how to win.