War Hero: 1984 Fleer Jay Johnstone Card

Argue all you want against the contrary, but this is in fact, the greatest baseball card of all time. I did a quick and dirty Google search to see if anyone actually sells Budweiser umbrella hats. Alas, no dice. Although I did find the blog Shoeboxes and Rubber Bands, which had a much better image of the card than I did. So thanks to them for helping spread the glory of this card to the masses.