Sunday night marked the end of the second season of The Pick Up Artist on VH1. It was a rousing competition from start to finish that was ultimately won by this toolbag. His name is Simeon. Put that name with that face and throw in a handful of lispy/affeminate voice, and you've got a recepie for lovin'.
But one thing I noticed over the last 9 Sundays is that you don't need to watch this show to become a pickup artist (or PUA as the kids say). You don't need to attend Mystery's seminars or buy his books. All you need is my patented method below. Just follow the instructions and you'll be skeezing it up in no time!