Our beloved Michael Phelps was in a bit of hot water this weekend when pictures of him smoking weed out of one of the biggest bongs I've ever seen hit the internet. Michael, what do you have to say for yourself?
(Insert bubbling bong noise and Cyprus Hill playing in the background)
Excellent point, Mr. Phelps.
There are so many jokes that can be made about this situation. In fact, I'll let you choose your own joke! It'll be just like those 'Choose Your Own Adventure' books like when you were a kid. What? You never read one of those? Such things were below you as a child? You think you're better than me? I know where you live!
Choose Your Favorite Punchline!
1. Michael Phelps is in danger of being removed from the 2012 Olympic swimming team...and being placed on the 2010 Olympic snowboarding team.
2. No wonder that dude eats 12,000 calories a day!