Official Pomp Culture Superbowl Predictions

January 30, 2009 | Comments (0) | by T.R.

  • The Arizona Cardinals will defeat the Pittsburgh Steelers: 27-24.
  • Your Superbowl MVP will be Kurt Warner, though he will extend the trophy to God.
  • Larry Fitzgerald will make between 2-3 improbable catches.
  • Everyone will hasten their piss breaks so they don't miss any commercials, yet all of the commercials will inevitably disappoint, as they have for countless years.
  • Ben Roethlisberger will be concussed.
  • You will drink too much, and your wife will become upset with your antics.