Link Bulimia

10:17 AM | Comments (0) | by White Chili

Welcome to Link Bulimia, where purging never felt so good. This is your one stop shop for all the stupid, violent, and horrifying links that I stumble across during my weekly laps around the internets. If you happen to find something particularly jarring to where you'll never be able to "un-see" it, please pass it right along to linkbulimia@gmail.com. Enjoy and make sure to wash your hands afterward.

"Hey St. Pete, did either of those lotto tickets pan out?" (Yahoo! News)

Oh Fox news, you never fail to top yourself or disappoint. (Break)

Behold! Apple has reinvented the wheel! (The Onion / Engadget)

Finally an answer to the age old question: Could a Jedi Lightsaber Cut Superman? (Yahoo! Answers)

If I saw this coming through the smoke to pull me out of a fire, my pants would be so full of crap that they'd need two firemen to haul me to safety. (Boing Boing)

A cow gives birth to a hipster. (YouTube)

Let's just give the kid his inevitable nickname now: The Butcher of Bakersfield. Someone should really keep tabs on him. (KBAK News)

So...does he deserve half the kidney? (ABC News)

Every time I think America is behind the times when it comes to the civil rights movement, I just have to look across the pond at Europe. Holy hell this is bad. According to Wikipedia,
In the folklore and legends of the Netherlands and Flanders, Zwarte Piet (Nl-Zwarte Piet2.ogg pronunciation (help·info)) (meaning Black Pete) is a companion of Saint Nicholas (Dutch: Sinterklaas) whose yearly feast in the Netherlands is (usually on the evening of) 5 December (Sinterklaas-avond, that is St. Nicolas Eve) and 6 December in Flanders, when they distribute presents to all good children.
More Sinterklaas awfulness here.

I KNEW that the government was behind 9/11! I just didn't think PBS was to blame. (Boing Boing)

This isn't terribly funny except for the fact that the asshole they're complaining about is from West Lafayette, IN and I went to Purdue. I've got your backs guys, let the townie have what's coming to him. (Moviefone)

I don't know why somebody didn't think of this earlier. What's the point of having the franchise tag if you don't put it to good use? (Sports Pickle)

So you're telling me that there's a country where I could get PAID to be an asshole and cram a cattle car load of people into the subway every few minutes? Sign me up! Wait, where is it? (YouTube)

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