Link Bulimia

January 29, 2009 | Comments (0) | by White Chili

Welcome to Link Bulimia, where purging never felt so good. This is your one stop shop for all the stupid, violent, and horrifying links that I stumble across during my weekly laps around the internets. If you happen to find something particularly jarring to where you'll never be able to "un-see" it, please pass it right along to Enjoy and make sure to wash your hands afterward.

Someone please get me one of these right away.

Le Wrath di Khan

I've seen some pretty impressive last second shots in my day. Some turn-around jumpers, some tip-ins, etc...but I don't recall ever seeing a shot where the guy looks like he has no idea that he's even part of the play.

Roadside Ass-sistance: Who doesn't love all the terrible plot lines, bad camera angles, and awkward lighting of porn? Well here it is without the messiness of the sex. Probably safe for work...with headphones.

I really didn't think that Roger could up the ante any higher but wow, this is horrible. One of the few rules that I live by is that I'm the only dude that can rub anything on my boys. Roger seems to live life by a more relaxed code of ethics.

I knew those krazy Koreans were up to something.

I'm not sure if it's the trouble breathing, chewing, or speaking that is the most disturbing part of this. Pretty surprising from someone with a YouTube user account named "BigMastadon". Anyone have any good suggestions for what he tries to down next? I vote nails.

"So no matter where you meet a stranger, be careful if they are too friendly. One never knows when the homosexual is about." Wow, our country has quite a history.

Matt Damon does a pretty damn good impression of Matthew McConaughey.

What's a Super Bowl without a bunch of commercials that were too "racy" for TV?

And speaking of the Super Bowl, the good people over at Adult Swim have given Carl Brutananadilewski an opportunity to break down all the Vegas odds surrounding the big game.

59-0. He Gone! It looks like every trace of our former Governor was gone in a matter of minutes and "an employee standing nearby as the picture was taken away said, "Do we need someone to throw a shoe?"" Somebody give that guy a raise/senate seat! They could at least build him a monument like they did for the guy in the middle east.