Jeremy Piven Career Status Update

Not only did Piven fail to defend his Emmy for Best Supporting Comedy Actor last night (he had won the previous three years for his role in Entourage), but he's apparently burned so many bridges in the industry that he wasn't even nominated. Instead of attending the ceremony, he presumably used those precious free hours to wax his chest and drunk dial from his little black book. Unconfirmed reports say that he eventually fell asleep while holding a mirror and a bottle of Smirnoff Ice.

EMMY FAIL