Free Willie!

Willie Mays Hayes (pictured right) was found not guilty today by a jury of his peers on charges of tax fraud, aiding and abetting a tax scheme, and failing to file multiple tax refunds. Hayes gained notoriety as a speedy, slick-talking outfielder for the 1989 Cleveland Indians. Hayes terminated his baseball career prematurely to become a Hollywood figure in a number of action films, including Passenger 57 and Rising Sun. It is believed that Mr. Hayes also coined the term "always bet on black". More on this story as it develops...

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