Another New Addition to the Saloon

1:53 PM | Comments (0) | by Jake the Terrible Cubs Fan

Thunder Matt's would like to welcome onto staff Jimmy Johnson's confidante and all-around douchebag, Tommy Buzanis. Tommy drinks hard liquor on the rocks and scoffs at men who eat anything other than steak. Tommy is your drunk uncle that makes inappropriate comments at family gatherings. He refers to himself in the third person and also owns a houseboat with a crude sexual name, which he has lived on since his his thrid wife kicked him out of the house for making passes at his mother-in-law. He is a loyal friend with a firm, almost painful handshake, but if you stab him in the back, it's quite possible that your family could turn up missing, or worse, dead.
Ladies and gentlemen, welcome Tommy Buzanis to the Saloon. He would prefer you stand up and clap.

TOMMY BUZANIS

Real Name: Shane

Where are you from? Meadville, Mississippi

Where are you now? Chicago, IL

Favorite Baseball Team: Chicago Cubs

Favorite Current Player(s): Thunder Matt Murton, Michael Barrett, Derrek Lee, David Wright, Joe Mauer, Alfonso Soriano

Favorite All-Time Player(s): Ryne Sandberg, Mark Grace, Andre Dawson, Lou Gehrig, Bird Fidrych, Hector Villanueva

First MLB game you attended: Cubs vs. Giants, 1988

Any memorable encounters with MLB players? Jim Edmonds flipped me the bird...Met Sandberg...Met Thunder Matt...Got in a heated argument with Dan Plesac about the talent level of players today versus players from his generation.

Which player(s) would you love to sit and have a beer with? Ryan Dempster, David Wells, Sean Marshall, Mark Teixeira

Which player(s) would you like to punch in the face? Barry Bonds, Derek Jeter, A.J. Perzynski, Brian Anderson, Jim Edmonds

Which player(s) would you like to punch you in the face? David Eckstein, Hee Seop Choi, Thunder Matt

What's better for baseball, the moustache or the big-league mullet? The Mullet - Without it we would have no Mickey Morandini

What 80's hair metal band do you most relate to? Winger

What's your favorite beer? Amber Bock

What's the capital of Bolivia? Shreveport, LA

What's the most valuable baseball card you own? Kevin Orie rookie card

If your daily life had game commentary, who would you want as your play-by-play and color guy? Thom Brenneman

What would you rather see, Kyle Farnsworth in a barfight, a cockfight, or a hobo fight? barfight

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