The Gist: Game 107

Tonight's game was total domination by the Boys in Blue. Possible headline suggestions:
  • Cubs Rumple Sheets In Win
  • Soiled Sheets: Ben Sucks Again
  • HOLY SHEETS! Cubs Blast Brew Crew
  • Milwaukee Is For Dumbasses
  • Blacklight Reveals Sheets Covered In Semen
Hitting? Awesome. Pitching? Awesome. Let's get another tomorrow.