Thunder Matt, Updated

8:06 PM | Comments (0) | by Chaim Witz

Sad to report dear reader, that Thunder's career is faring about as poorly as Daft Funk's ABBA tribute band. As of this writing, the Crimson Warrior is only hitting a paltry .130 as an Athletic, mired in a 2-18 slump that could only be described as 'frustrating at best'.

Does anyone have any suggestions as to how this Child of God can break free from the shackles of oppression and low on-base-percentage?

Looks like somebody needs a Slumpbuster!*

*I of course, refer to The Hundley's bat project, not a gross fat chick to have sex with. That is against the teachings of the Bible.

Site Update: That's weird. When I went to write this post the site had the poop brown background of yore. Then I hit publish and it goes to this new one that our leader, Chip Wesley has been working diligently on. So reader, we ask of you. Which do you prefer? The brown look with the picture of the old timey ballplayers or this more modern look, which I shall henceforth dub 'French'. Vote in the comments. Thank you.

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