Cubs/Sox Postponed, Pierzynski unintentionally gets clean in the rain

June 16, 2009 | Comments (0) | by Jake the Terrible Cubs Fan

Someone give the hillbilly a bar of soap while he's out there!

In other Cubs news we have failed to talk about, Gerald Perry was fired as hitting coach. Von Joshua moves up from AAA Iowa to fill the spot. Will Joshua be any different than Perry? Probably not. At the very least we can hope it put a boot in the collective asses of the players as they can only blame their flaccid offensive prowess for Perry's dismissal.

Also a new report from the New York Times says Sammy Sosa tested positive for steroids in 2003. First Rolling Stone reveals in an interview that Adam Lambert is gay and now the NYT with this? Can we get some more articles of the "no fucking shit" variety? How about a special National Geographic report, "Africa: There are lots of black people there." Or maybe a new episode of "Iron Chef America" where Bobby Flay will reveal that salt tastes salty.

That's all I have for now. Please vote in the Cubs of Yore Battle Royale if you haven't yet. We can't let Mark DeRosa beat Keith Moreland. Otherwise I may have to rig this bitch Iranian-style.

Rockies in 6!