Poor Man's War Hero: Hotel Room Dresser Handles

You're oh so indiscreet, what with your subtle ways. "I'm good to open these drawers you don't really ever need to use," you say.

Oh no, your importance lies far beyond that. While my clothes remained packed tightly in my suitcase I do find myself in quite a predicament of the libation variety. See, I bought some "fancy" beer and unfortunately it's not a twist off.

What's that you say? You can also act as a makeshift bottle opener. Oh the day is saved!

Warning: Rampant solo drinking in hotel rooms during boring business conferences can lead to full hair loss.