Shawn Estes retired today, about 6 years too late. Shawn will of course be remembered by Cub fans for coughing up oodles of runs during his not short enough tenure in Chicago, his spot in the rotation assured only by how tightly his lips were locked around Dusty Baker's cock and the fact that he was born left-handed. For further evidence of Estes's suckitude, one only need look here. I tried to find a picture of Estes in a Cub uni, but apparently all the evidence of his time with the Cubs has vanished. Thank God and the mighty Mancoulteratee.