ThunderSim 2008: Conference Championships

January 16, 2008 | Comments (0) | by Jake the Terrible Cubs Fan

Christ I'm sorry. I've just ran out of time folks. I'm flying out to California tomorrow and don't have enough time to give a full report on these games.

Why am I heading out to California? Well for TMS Summit 2008, in sunny Huntington Beach. Estimates have shown that possibly 5 bartenders could converge for this historic occasion. Well actually 6 if you want to count the J.D. Salinger of the Saloon, the elusive Martin Gramatica. Some of the hot button issues to be discussed include:
  • Coming to an official consensus on which condiments are in fact over/underrated.
  • Is Chaim's mustache truly real, or just an elaborate hoax?
  • What about Beecake?
  • Establishing a Thunder Matt Disaster Mitigation Plan, to implement if and when Matt Murton gets traded.
  • Who needs another beer?
Full reports with photos of various bartenders in comprising and provocative situations are to come.

*One note about that Chargers-Pats game. Randy Moss got hurt, and the Pats lost in overtime after a botched kick return plants them on their own 2 and they give up the safety. Yeah, that's gonna happen....