Congratulations, You Redneck Son of a Bitch

July 23, 2009 | Comments (0) | by Chaim Witz

Mark Buehrle, bane of Cubs fans' existence, pitches a perfect game. And ya know what? That's pretty goddamn cool. Only 16 of those fuckers. Ever. While it would be easy to belittle his accomplishment and jokes about his sexuality, I won't go there. Because you know what? That's what Sox fans would do to us. And we're better than that dammit.