Koyie Hill Appreciation Society: 17 Hits & Counting

July 08, 2009 | Comments (0) | by Arcturus

Since the last KHAS post, Geo Soto remembered that the bat was for hitting, not for grinding his weed. Thus Koyie's opportunities have been limited. The backup backstop tallied his 17th hit against the Braves last night, 3 since the last post.

Some Koyie Hill Fast Facts:

Koyie Hill recently used his beard to sand down 100,000 Pinewood Derby Race cars for underprivileged Illinois youth.

Koyie Hill uses a donut weight for a cockring.

Koyie Hill's chest protector contains no padding and he only wears it for show as Koyie Hill feels no pain.

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