Bartender Banter: Home Runs & Jesus

October 04, 2007 | Comments (0) | by Jake the Terrible Cubs Fan

First off, let me take care of some unfinished business here and get Thunder Matt's final trophy of the regular season up. Congrats Mr. Harang. Matt Murton frickin' owns your ass! Aaron has become the first MLB pitcher to surrender three home runs to Thunder Matt in his career.

I'm hoping maybe we'll get to see a Doug Davis trophy tomorrow morning.

So last night's game huh? Can't say it was the greatest I've seen but then again it certainly doesn't warrant the panic button just yet. It's just the first game folks, relax.

Someone might want to give Frank Caliendo a little extra security this week as he goes about his day. TBS' endless plugs for the atrocious Frank TV last night is bound to send someone over the edge and something rash.

My afternoon yesterday was going great, until Daft Funk sent me a link to this pile of crap on ESPN's Page 2. I was ready to write some scathing piece against it, but didn't have the time or the energy. So I did the next best thing. I sent it on to Hire Jim Essian where Bad Kermit tore it to shreds. Nice job BK.

Lastly, I've got a new playlist up over at TMS Radio, good enough to make you shout, "Praise JEE-SUS!"