Somewhere, Ron Santo is smiling from ear to ear.
The ESPN analysts were shocked to find out the Mets missed the playoffs. Assuming that the NLDS was then canceled, someone had to explain to them that four other teams in the league would still be playing in the postseason.
Unnamed ESPN Head: "Wait so you're saying Cubs are playing, Air-Uh-Zona? Ha! I call bullshit, no way the Cubs made it, and that other team sounds made up. Ari- wait, like the state Arizona? Dude, how can a whole state have a team? That's retarded. Now if you excuse me I have to go jerk off to some Red Sox highlight footage."
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