File This Under 'You Can't Have Your Cake and Eat It Too'*

Steve Stone to sub for Darrin Jackson and announce White Sox games alongside Hawk Harrelson. That's like mixing a fine wine with horse piss.

*George Carlin: "When people say, 'Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too.' What good is a cake you can't eat? What should I eat, someone else's cake instead?"