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My two favorite teams squaring off in the rubber game of the series. Our ace, Carlos Zambrano vs. Shane Youman, a 43rd round draftee that reeks of 'Les Walrond'. Jason Bay looks like he may never hit a baseball again. This sounds like a recipe for victory.
Cubs Victory Over Pirates (Serves 2)
-1 part Ryan Theriot 'sexy time' mustache
-2 parts Aramis Ramirez Razorblade Oakleys
-2 parts Zambrano Red Chile Pepper (Extra Hot)
-Liberal doses of Pirate apathy
Combine all ingredients in a blender with ice and serve chilled with a side of Hank White.
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