Blown Save? Remember to Duck and Cover

September 20, 2007 | Comments (0) | by Jake the Terrible Cubs Fan

We live in dangerous times my friends, so we must always remain cautious and vigilant. Because terror can strike at any moment, when you least suspect it. And no matter how many security measures are taken, or how many unethical and possibly illegal wiretaps are made, there's no escaping this inevitable danger.

Of course I'm talking about Ryan Dempster's next blown save.

It's been about two weeks since we've seen one, so some of you have put your guard down a bit. Mistake. Huge mistake. That's when the blown saves are the worst. When they completely blindside you without warning. So to help you prepare, we here at TMS have created a handy map for you to use and share with your loved ones. It is important to know what the possible effects of 'Dempster Fallout' are so you know how to properly treat it. This map will help you determine whether you're in a potential high fallout area and what sort of symptoms you should watch out for if you think you've been infected.

And for those that would like a cleaner copy to send to friends or print, laminate, and stash next to their Y2K preparedness kit, I've made available a PDF version of the map to download here.

It's been a while, but you should make sure you have plenty of duct tape and plastic sheeting just in case.