Yankees Clinch

Congratulations to the Yankees on clinching yet another playoff berth. Everyone was celebrating after the game, but none more so than Mr. Alex Rodriguez (pictured right). A-Rod was bursting with excitement. When asked how it feels he said, "Amazing, like every part of my body is tingling with delight. It's, it's, orgasmic!"

Soak it in A-Rod. Soak it in. This is your moment. Your money shot, if you will.

What? No, that's champagne! What, did you think- DUDE! You make me sick!