Yankees Clinch

September 27, 2007 | Comments (0) | by Jake the Terrible Cubs Fan

Congratulations to the Yankees on clinching yet another playoff berth. Everyone was celebrating after the game, but none more so than Mr. Alex Rodriguez (pictured right). A-Rod was bursting with excitement. When asked how it feels he said, "Amazing, like every part of my body is tingling with delight. It's, it's, orgasmic!"

Soak it in A-Rod. Soak it in. This is your moment. Your money shot, if you will.

What? No, that's champagne! What, did you think- DUDE! You make me sick!