A Mile High Minute: Week 3

September 25, 2007 | Comments (0) | by Governor X

The crappy play finally caught up to Denver...23-14 Jacksonville.

The game was an absolute bore. Denver only held the ball for 21 minutes. As I sit here, I don't even know what to say about it. When the other team controls the ball for 2/3rds of the game, you're probably going to lose.

Shanahan showed his gnads again though, going for it on 4th down inside his own 20. It didn't work, but they didn't have much choice. Jacksonville would have just run the clock out anyway.

Next week at Indy...christ. 2-2 here we come.

Thoughts from Around the League

Oakland - Lane Kiffin you son of a bitch...you were paying attention last week. Kiffin iced Phil Dawson on what would have been the game winning kick. Dawson then promptly missed the re-kick.

Philadelphia - What could I say about those uniforms that hasn't already been said? Well, nothing, so I'll just quote the great Keith Olbermann and say "they dressed up like the 1972 Winnipeg Blue Bombers."

New Orleans - OK everyone, they're 0-3. We can all go back to not giving a damn about them now. Big Easy fans, the five of you who actually care can start cutting eyeholes in the brown bags now. You'll need to put them on your heads again soon.

Chicago - I don't like the Bears, but PLEASE for the love of god and the sake of football fans everywhere, bench Rex Grossman. We deserve better than this. I can't watch this hack anymore. This guy is beginning to make Danny Wuerffel look like the GOOD Florida QB. Yesterday's QB rating was 25 and he's only posting a 45 for the year. BENCH HIM NOW!

San Diego - Umm, is it too late to rescind my Chargers Super Bowl pick? These guys blow. Rivers sucks, no one but Gates can catch anything, Tomlinson can't run, and the defense can't stop anyone. The only team they've beat so far has been the Bears, resulting in this embarassing display from the Saloon's own Brant Brown. He lost a bet with our favorite saucy, yet insanely loyal Chargers fan bartender and had to wear this Gates jersey all day. At least it wasn't powder blue.

and now for something completely different...

The 1-2-3-4 iPod nano commercial is driving me insane.

Apparently this demon offspring of Pam Dawber and Karen Carpenter pre-anorexia Apple is pushing on us is known as "Feist". This woman is getting more exposure than Peyton Manning. Frankly, at this point, I'd rather see a commercial with him singing.

Today I hear that song is the #1 internet download right now. Are you f-ing kidding me America? Was your Manilow collection full? Norah Jones too hard? Calling this tripe elevator music would be generous.

Get this abomination off my TV.