Limp-Wristed Mulder Devastated by the Thunder

All in all you're just another plaque on the wall.

Getting a rare start yesterday, Murton said, "I've had enough of this shit!" and proved to Lou why keeping him on the bench is a big mistake. Thunder Matt crushed a three run homer yesterday against Mark Mulder and his girl arm. Unfortunately Murton's power proved too overwhelming for the rest of the Cubs as they couldn't knock in any more runs and left several people on base. Poor hitting with RISP? Or were they too afraid they couldn't live up to Thunder Matt's awesomeness? Murton was unavailable for comments after the game, as he had to attend a feast in his honor in Valhalla.

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