Hey Cub Fans, Try Not Giving A F&%K

This weekend I am going to see Jon Lajoie at the Tempe Improv. Unless you are an internet geek like myself, you've probably never heard of Lajoie, which is a shame. Lajoie is known for his YouTube Videos, particularly his comedy music videos. His most famous to date are, "Everyday Normal Guy," which has over 11 million hits and "Show Me Your Genitals" at 17.5 hits. He also makes short commercials ranging from Pedophile Beards to Rapist Glasses.

One of his funnier commercials which we will discuss today is entitled, "Not Giving A Fuck". I would embed it below, but Chaim gets mad at me when I do and then makes me clean out the Saloon toilets, so I will wait for you to click on the link and watch the video (sound is NSFW, so turn down those speakers).

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Are you back? Okay. See, this is what the Cubs fans need to do. Hey, it's what the Cubs have already done, so why should you care? So here's to you Cubs, for giving up and deciding to not give a fuck.

Here's to you Lou, for not caring when Fuku was obviously safe on a bang-bang play at first. Way to just sit in the dugout and not stand up for your player.

Another here's to you Lou, for walking half way out to the mound the previous day before just waving your arms at Groggles and saying, "I don't give a FUCK," and letting him serve up a meatball to lose the game, and his career.

Here's to you Soriano, for always playing out of position and then lazily running towards any fly ball, particularly those with two outs and the base runners coming home.

Here's to you Bradley, for not backing up Fuku on the Kyle Blanks ball hit over his head that ended up in an inside-the-park home run.

Here's to you Soto, for all the pot you smoke making you a fatty and so lazy at the plate that Jeff Baker is hitting better than you and a guy with a Frankenstein hand has a higher win percentage while catching and has thrown out more base stealers.

Here's to you Aaron Miles' mother, for being too lazy to go to the abortion clinic when it should have been obvious you had a mutant half-human/half munchkin growing inside you.

I could go on and on and on about this year, but truthfully, I just don't give a fuck.

Not giving a fuck. It's as easy as just sitting on your ass and staring off into space.

Go Cu...Oh, fuck it!

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